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Friday, February 29, 2008
C - celestia, the speed of light
The speed of light is exactly : 299792.458 km/sec in vacuum

without the effect of gravitational fields.

In the Quran we can derive an equation:

[3682.8 km/hr](speed of the moon) x [655.71986 hr x 12000](total time in 1000 lunar years) x [cos(26.92952225)](moon orbit's twist angle) =
Vmoon x 12000T x cos ø = 25836303825 km

25836303825km is the distance traveled by the angels(which are made of light) in 1 earth day.

1 earth day = 24 x 60 x 60s = 86400s

(Thus) V light = s/t = 25836303825km/86400s = 299031.2942km/s
=2.990312942 x 10^8m/s

This is when the moon's speed is affected by gravity. If we don't consider gravity, it will be exactly the speed of light.

C - the speed of light is found in the Quran, which is given from Allah to Prophet Muhammad 1400 yrs ago. How can it be a coincidence?? I therefore conclude the author of the Quran is the creator of the universe, ALLAH.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008
OMG JI
O shyte!!! Run for your lives!! JI leader escaped!!! And he is somewhere near my school! FWAK.

K. I donno how it happened and I think ppl are working with him or 'something' is working with him. My malay teacher said that the JI leader using black magic to escape is a possibility. Yea. Or else how would he escape?

The atmosphere at school was filled with lots and lots of UNCERTAINTY. Just like the amount of uncertainty in the quantum world. - K lame. The were soldiers and policemen rowed down the lane to protect SJI. Yea. And the teachers are guarding the area too. K enuf about it.

Nothing is really gonna happen cos the JI leader has no weapons and has a fractured leg. So, he may not have gone very far. Wow and the reporters came to our school right after dismissal. And my old friend Gerome got interviewed. LOL. All I did was walk by the camera..looking at it..drinking ice lemon tea. I think its coming out tonight.

O yea. Thank goodness my Lit. I scored A1. =DD

Current L1R5= 8

XDXD

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Latest results
Here are my results that I just got recently:

English : B3
HMT: screwed
Combined humanities: A1
Full Lit: tomorrow..
A.Maths:A1
E.Maths:A1
Physics:A2 - kanina. I love physics and I get A2. all my fault.dammit.
Chem. : A1
Bio: tomorrow..

So current L1R5: 9

Which JC can I go with these points ar?
What is the best JC I can go? Maybe Hwa chong or NJC.
Lol. Must thank god for helping me get all these.

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Monday, February 25, 2008
Physics in the Quran
The Al-Quran or the Quran for short is the book which is composed of Allah's messages to Prophet Muhammad. But is there truth in it? YES! There is . A lot. Here I have compiled information that I have researched through Google about Quran supporting our modern science theories.


1. Quran 32.5]" (Allah) Rules the cosmic affair from the heavens to the Earth. Then this affair travels to Him a distance in one day, at a measure of one thousand years of what you count...angels travel in one day the same distance that the moon travels in 1000 lunar years,”

Allah stated that he created Angels out of light, photons(particles of light). He stated in the Quran 1400 years ago that angel take one day to travel the same distance the moon travels in 1000 lunar years. So, when you calculated it, (Distance travelled by moon in 1000 lunar years divide by 24 times 60 times 60seconds) you get c - the speed of light.
Exactly 299792.458km/s recorded by the United States National Bureau of Standards.


2."And the heaven We constructed with strength, and indeed, We are [its] expander." [Quran: 51:47]

The heavens Allah mentioned in the quote refers to our universe. In general relativity, Einstein discovered from his equations that the universe was constantly expanding, at a fast pace. Even Einstein himself was shocked by the outcome and tried to prove otherwise but he failed. So, it is clear that Allah is expanding the universe.


3."[It is Allah] who created the seven heavens in layers." [Quran: 67: 3]

Again the heavens that Allah said refers to the universe. In astronomy, the Earth is covered by 7 layers of magnetic fields reaching into the infinity of space.

The 7 are:

1.the spatial field occupied by Earth and the rest of the solar system
2.the spatial field of the Earth’s galaxy, the Milky Way
3.the spatial field occupied by a 'local cluster' of galaxies to which the Milky Way belongs
4.the central magnetic field of the universe represented by a collectivity of clustered galaxies
5.the band represented by quasars, which serve as 'star hatcheries'
6.the field of the expanding universe, represented by the receding galaxies
7.the outermost field of space representing infinity.

4. [Quran 22.47]"They challenge you to bring forth that torture [in Hell] and Allah will not break His promise; a day of your Lord [Paradise/Hell promise] is like a thousand years of what you count."

Allah says here that a day in heaven or hell is equivalent to 1000 earth days. Heaven and hell is a place that in a lot more massive than the earth. So, according to General relativity, time passes even slowly with bigger masses of objects. Thus, this idea is reflected on Allah's quote.

5.[Quran 51:7] " And the heaven containing weaved ropes.."

Once again Allah refers to the universe. As we know, the universe contains lots and lots of matter, and according to string theory, the most fundamental unit of matter is a very tiny,tiny strand of vibrating energy, vibrating in different frequencies. This, the latest theory in modern science is reflected in the Al-Quran. The ropes refer to the strings of energy, which Allah said are weaved together.

6.[Quran] " I have created everything in pairs.."

Allah said that he creates every single thing in pairs. In string theory, the equations show that for every particle, there is a particle that froms a pair with it. Its called supersymmetry. Scientists are now on the hunt for supersymmetry. Other pairs include, day and night, male and female, flora and fauna. and many others.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008
Time to rest.
Lol. Its great to relax after exams. Shiok. I'm currently creating a Pokemon team in Pokemon Diamond and once I trained them, I'm finding ppl to challenge me in school.



My team?



1.Pikachu!!

2.Infernape - speed master

3.Blastoise - big and powerful

4.Dragonair/dragonite - dragon type rocks.

5.Rampardos - ancient, rock-type crusher.

6.Pigeot - Awesome and cool.



Btw, I was so curious about Integration and Differentiation so I read it in my A. Math text book.

Lol. I thought it was so chim and pro but actually quite logical. I love the integral symbol! Soo cool! XD K . I'm lame. Lol. I mastered integration and differentiation like 40%. Hope I can master it 110% when I'm Sec 4. =)



Also I got back my A.maths marks! 35.5/40! WOOHOOO. 3rd in class. I can't believe it I thought I screwed up. But 4 ppl in my class failed social studies. I'm reeeeeeeeeeeaally scared I'm one of them. T.T T.T T.T Everyone's scolding me cos I get high marks for all the test marks that the teachers revealed. >.<

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Thursday, February 21, 2008
Exams are OVER
WOOOOHOOOOO!! XDXD

Exams over.

Here's the overview of all the exam scripts, except E. Math and Chemistry.

English assessment = screwed up

Higher Malay = Did really well for summary but donno bout the rest. Siti Rahimah and Cikgu Fauziah ROCKS!

Physics = Seems challenging to me but I solved it =) [n = sin I\sin R...I got (0.83). fck. n>1]

Biology = Can get A1 lah. God willing.

A. Maths = Challenging but I did it. YeTTA!!! [f(x)=CBx + xxx - 5x^2] . Find CB. cb.

Full Literature( A midsummer wetdream=))) = ["God, what fools these teachers be.."] - paper was fun. XDXD lol dono lah. I hope I will score well.

Social Studies = SBQ!!! They ask for govt. attitude I write govt. feeling!!! FwAk. Maximum I get is 11/12 XDXD.

Elective geography = Might as well write essay lah LOL. Natural vegetation? Hmmm... rhizophora...sonneratia..... fwafwafwa...WatevA!!

Chemistry = Chicken McNugget. I got the marks 1 day after I sat for the paper. 36\40. =) Top.
In class. .

E. Maths = Simple. I got the results one day after I sat for it too. 37/40 3rd highest in class.XD


Eh any teacher reading don't get offended by the things I wrote in [ ] . I write for fun.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008
Common tests
Prepared and armed for common test. And compiled Lit. notes. Waaah. So tired.


Playing batminton after this.

Bye..

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Friday, February 15, 2008
Retards
Yesterday on my trip home, I was in bus 190 as usual with my best fren Lingges. We were discussing about Bio. Then these 2 Malay punks boarded the bus and sat right behind us, at the very back seat. They talked so loud we couldn't hear ourselves discussing. 1 thing's for sure, they were talking dumb-talk filled with vulgar language.

It came to a point when I talked about plasmolysis in plant cells and how it resembled a deflated balloon in an empty box. Those to guys behind spoke in malay," WAH! Got balloon somemore!..mumble,mumble...." and then spoke again now in English ," If you don't like us then go down and take the 190 at the back lah!". I stopped my discussion with Lingges and whispered to him what was happening. 1 minute later , they alighted from the bus.

You know what I think about those losers? I think they are fools and retards whom the society looks down on. Useless ppl. What did I do to them? Crazy retards. ppl like them oly want attention. MAT KENTAL AH. At least I was talking about something useful and not talking dumb, 'coffeeshop-talk' like MM Lee said. Yesterday was a great day for me, I didn't screw up my Physics practical, no teacher scolded me, bla bla until this happened. Spoiled my mood for the day. When I first glanced at them, I knew they were punk-style teenagers. NOW, I think they are stupid shitfaces, hermaphodites, infidels, bastards and all the other beings in my list of vulgarities.

What do they know and what do I know? To me they are from the sadder class and I'm from the middle-class. At least I know more things that they don't. And I think 'mat's and 'minah's
(Ah bengs and ah lians respectively) WITH bad attitude(only these particular group) and rude are complete morons in life. First, they have no interest in studies. Next, they have no EQ as they are rude and barbaric in nature. SQ?(spiritual quotient)- don't even think about it. AQ?-( ability to face failure)- No need to mention it either. Or maybe they have it. Since they fail so much. So with no I,E,A,S Qs will they succeed in life? zzz.... They would only 'Just-pass' in life.

I'm so angry about this sry for the vulgar language, BTW I got a new phone WOOHOO!! Just bought it today!! Walkman phone, sony ericsson.

Hey if I resemble Wee Shu Min , don't blame me, at least I have a strong point with STRONG evidence that hurt me bad.

:(

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Elegant universe

This is a 8 minute part of a 3 hour documentary on string theory. I hope it will give you an intro to String Theory. Its a really popular documentary entitled 'Elegant Universe'. You can catch the whole 3 hour documentary in different chapters(each 8 minutes) on this website -

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/elegant/program.html

Enjoy!

Hey if got any doubts about this theory you can ask me. I'm just a layman so don't ask stuff that are too chim.

=)

=o)

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Saturday, February 2, 2008
The ultimate theory
K. This is not about showing off. Its about sharing. I would like to talk about this theory called STRING THEORY.


To start off: I'll let you know that the universe we live in obeys the laws of the four forces of nature.


Gravity - you should know what it is

Electricity & Magnetism = Electromagnetism - you should know also.

The weak force - its a force that allows neutrons to change into protons releasing harmful radioactice rays

The strong force - the force that keeps protons and neutrons in an atom together. Unlocking this force is described by Einstein's very famous equation E = mc^2



All these forces are described by mathematical formulas that are really complex for Secondary students like us.


Physicists are trying to unify these 4 forces(in terms of mathematics) so as to form a 'master equation' that governs all the laws of nature.


But. There is a problem.

Let me introduce to you :

General relativity-

Its a theory that describes big things in the world like planets and stars and also the relationship between space and time. It suggests that the universe has a very orderly geometrical pattern.

Quantum mechanics-

This theory describes the world of sub-atomic particles like protons and neutrons. In the sub-atomic world, things are really disorderly and are totally different from general relativity.

In general relativity, the normal world we live in, we could describe the 4 forces properly. But in quantum mechanics, it describes the world of the very,very small.

Quantum mechanice could describe electromagnetism, the strong and the weak force well except Gravity. Why??

In general relativity, gravity keeps the planets and stars together in one place just like our solar system it also keeps our feet to the ground. BUT, in the world of Quantum mechanics, gravity is sooo weak that its almost not there.

This is where string theory comes in.

Let me tell you what it is.

String theory suggests that everything is made up of very,very,very tiny strings even smaller than sub-atomic particles.

In terms of mathematics, it could describe Gravity in the quantum level well.

So.. it is the key to unfying the 4 forces of nature.

Let me tell you much more about this theory:

11 dimensions - it suggests that we live in 11 spatial dimensions. 3 dimensions that we are used to. 1 dimension of time( u agree?). and 7 more curled up dimensions that are really small that we can't see it.

Parellel dimensions - we are living in parellel dimensions. and actually we are all living on a 'membrane'. This membrane thingy describes the Big Bang really well. Yea.

Ok. to prove this theory right : Those physicists built a really huge machine called a Large Hadron Collider.*( they are still building it right now. ) They are now trying to find the Gravity particle that is said to be able to travel from one dimension to the other. The main plan is to collide protons moving at almost the speed of light to unveil the inner particles. ( they found a zoo of sub-atomic particles already).

They have found particles for the other 3 forces already.

Electromagnetism - photon ( particle of light)

Weak force - donno. sry =))

Strong force - Gluons( comes from the word Glue - cos it glues the protons and neutrons together)

So... will they find the gravity particle????

10 years from now?

They say that if the gravity particle(graviton) shows up, it will immediately disappear - to the other dimension.

So, this opens up weird possibillities.

Like, communicating with beings from the next dimension through gravity particles.

Ok.

Hope this broadens your horizon.

May this exposure make you realise how weird the universe is.

Any factual error pls report.

I'll do amendments.

=)
=o)
xD

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Arghh
Woah. Yesterday's training was tough. The Physical trianing part was... hell!! We ran four rounds in total and we did 20 pushups each time the NCO knocks us down during each round. Damn tiring!! And my left leg was like sprained after the runs. I can't walk properly after the PT. -_-

Enough about training..

So.. maybe I'm gonna get a new handphone this coming April. I just want it before June so that if I get accepted into the Bejing trip, I can take loads of pics! Then I can put it in my blog for you all to enjoy. =)) As long as the Handphone has Cybershot lah. Usually its Sony Ericsson. Yea . Hopefully I can purchase it by June. =)) Must be 3.2 Megapixel!! At least!

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