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Friday, January 30, 2009
teach me string theory
Those who wanna pursure string theory (Like me and winston) I got the list of things u need to learn before you can understand the theory:

Algebra
Geometry
Trigonometry
Calculus(single variable)
Calculus(multivariable)
Analytic geometry
Linear algebra
Ordinary differential equations
Partial differential equations
Methods of approximation
Probability and statistics
Real analysis
Complex analysis
Group theory
Differential geometry
Lie groups
Differential forms
Homology
Cohomology
Homotopy
Fiber bundles
Characteristic classes
Index theory
Supersymmetry & Supergravity
K-theory
Noncommutative geometry(NCG)


Thats a lot. But I'll slowly research about them one by one via the internet as time passes. I'll start with multivariable calculus since were learning single variable calculus in Amaths.

Haha. U may think Im crazy but I really like maths and I'm really interested in string theory. Its like gonna explain the most fundamental questions in the universe. Strings : the basic units of matter.LOL


Thursday, January 29, 2009
Razer equipment
YAY!!! I finally gotten my razer gaming keyboard and mouse. XDDD

Razer Lycosa Mirror Special Edition Gaming Keyboard
and
Razer Lachesis gaming mouse =))))

Heheh. Blue light=)


Glows in the dark. Brilliantly=)


Cool razer logo. Neat=)


Sleek design. Imba sensitivity. 4000dpi.
My performance must improve or i'll be pissed.LOL




Both look damn coool. But when I start up my comp. it wont load unless the mouse is plugged off-.- zzz

Kinda irritating. Anyway, today is thursday and tomorrow I'm not going to school!! Cos its a school holiday for SJI ahhahahaha!!xD


Sunday, January 25, 2009
Distracted
I recently realized that i havent been going according to my study plan...I'm neglecting it. GOD. I no mood to study. But thats a really dumb reason. Its because i'm distracted ..because of the comp...DotA. Yes. I'm kinda hooked. I'm supposed to study every week end but I spend my weekend playing comp instead. The dota urge comes on friday night and ends on sunday night. crap. am i addicted? but i'm so noob. nothing enjoyable about dota nowadays..at garena we kept losing. i think its my fault.lol.


Ok. I really am gonna start my daily revision this coming week, No more buts. And I'm gonna buy myself a new razer lycosa mirror gaming keyboard and mamba gaming mouse. They really look cool. And I cant wait to get my hands on them....ooooohh. But theyre damn expensive. Hopefully my mum wont scream at me. its on my wishlist anyway and my dad gave me enuf to purchase them. so. no worries? lol. K. I noe my gaming life will get more exciting. BUT - studies must come first. therefore, i will not neglect my studies from this week onwards. I'm starting to feel guilty and bad about not following the study plan you noe. i'm doubting my academic potential. seriously, last time i used to be so enthu is solving maths(actually even now) but now i can't initiate maths revision cos of dota - but i noe if i initiate it i will get hooked=) so. might as well just intiate. for my sciences? i havent read up mush yet. only a bit. my elective no nid to say. i havent start. lit is going well..WOOOOOOHOOOO. To kill a mockingbird rocks!! i realise when i read its like i'm watching a movie. LOL.


Ok time for dota.=)


Friday, January 23, 2009
CNY performance
Yay. the dance went pretty well even though there's some screwups - a little here and there. Jeanette Kwok was like 'well done.well done. with this spirit its guaranteed u get at least a silver for syf. you are going to make history here in sji.' LOL. I really enjoyed the time on stage. Really fun. Even though ther's some room for improvement. lol. anyway today surely most of my friends except me went back to their primary schools. ooops. Furthermore there will be 4 more days of holiday coming up. The homework is still a lot-.- haiz.


Tmr I have malay dance practice for syf. Hope everyone can make it. My right foot has 2 big bursted blisters. OWWW. It feels like its burning... all because of the dancing. I feel rally relaxed. lol. so shiok.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Quantum Mechanics
Since someone requested for me to 'share' about quantum mechanics(QM) although I don't know what he really meant by 'share',I'll give u guys an intro to QM. It will NOT be 100% correct so pls don rely on it. Go search google for more info k??? This is my view on QM.


Ok. What is quantum mechanics(QM) in the first place?? QM is the study of the behaviour and nature of sub-atomic particles at atomic/quantum level. At sub-atomic level, these retarded tiny particles behave way diferrently from how we see normal objects behave in our daily life. I'll come to its 'weirdness' later. The fathers of QM were Max Planck and Albert Eisntein and many other physicists like Neils Bohr.

QM came to light when physicists were trying to solve the Black Body radiation problem.(BBR) A black body absorbs light energy and amazingly, it 'glows' to radiate some of the energy it has absorbed. Max Planck hypothesized that the energy released by the black body are released in 'packets' and at a certain frequency. This is given by the equation E=hv. Where E is energy, v is frequency and h is planck's constant.

Einstein later discovered the photo-electric effect by which when light is shown onto a charged surface(eg. negatively charged), the surface will eject the negatively charged particle(eg. electron). As if light are made of particles and these particles of light, when shown, hits the electrons and sends then flying. Einstein proclaimed that light was made of particles called 'photons'. And this statement was once said by Issac Newton which said light was made of particles he called 'corpuscles of light'. Lol. Looks like Einstein and Newton were rivals from different eras.

Whats the first thing u learn now? Light is made of particles. BUT. Light is also a wave - electromagnetic wave remember?? How can something be a wave and a particle at the same time?? Crazy right? Think. Imagine a ripple in the pond. moving north. Ok. Imagine a ball moving towards the north. They are WAy different. Waves can spread and but particles dont. Particles are like dots. Or small balls. lol. yea.

NOW. We move to another chapter in QM. Wave particle duality. Meaning that a particle or any object(including u and me), half of the time we behave as particles and half of the time we behave as waves. Thats what they say in QM. Well, its still unexplained why partcles can behave as waves. This is where QM becomes very weird. This is a video to show u what I mean. Btw. electrons are waves not particles=)





Ya. And when they place that observer, the electrons behave as particles again. Crazy right? Its really as if they knew what we were doing. They wanted to stop us from finding out their secret.


Now we move on to the Uncertainty Principle. This states that the position or other conjugate variables of a particle CANNOT be known with 100% accuracy. This means that we are 'uncertain' of the position of any particle. And we will never be sure of where it exactly is in space.
Ok this quote is from wiki:'In quantum mechanics, the particle is described by a wave. The position is where the wave is concentrated and the momentum, a measure of the velocity, is the wavelength. The position is uncertain to the degree that the wave is spread out, and the momentum is uncertain to the degree that the wavelength is ill-defined.' get the idea?


Physicists also discovered that Protons and Neutrons are made up of even smaller particles called quarks. I'll name the six types that i know of Up,down,charm,strange,top,bottom. And what are these quarks made up of??? A theory says they are made of "strings".(go research on string theory if u wanna know more).


Ok to sum it all up, quantum mechanics is a field of study that allows us to know about how the atomic world works. If u wanna know everything about it - go take physics course in university(I wanna go for it)=).


Friday, January 16, 2009
Sec1 recruitment drive
Phew man. I'm glad its over. Generally it went well althought it didnt go according to plan. ><>
now kinda bored of dota. >o<>


STRESSSED! .. yawns. I'm glad i have a fun class. Give me lots of joy and laughter. lol. many frens. retarded ones.(there's one autistic one) One like ms Mos. One dota pro. one laugh like mad. one watch yugioh on youtube everyday. one is autistic. one satanic. many others also. racists oso got. haha. haisz. i'm talking about random stuff now. ol

just now sjab was super slack cos i was super lenient. I only scold them but never pump. lol. recrea was 1 hr +_++++ sec 2 and 3 were idling. slacking. having fun. laughing. never mind. laugh now. next week die. =/ oops. jk. dun worry only 20 push up. over 3 hrs? lol. nid to plan for march camp which i'm rilli looking forward to. and march camp clashes with mcs training. but i go for mcs then after that return to camp. lol.

I scared my studies screwup. but i doing well in wat i'm best at. maths. chem. and i recently got a1 for malay which boosted my morale quite a lot. still. my head is going to explode. cos of pressure. next week nid to perform on stage for cny. ><>

I read relativity. Lorentz factor. increases rapidly when approaching c. when u travel at very high spped close to speed of light - time slows down. cool right? its true. but i don understand the equations. sad. hope i can study them soon. and learn how space-time cuvature brings gravity. i seriously don get the gravity part. and also i nid to know fully about the E=mc^2 . curious. anyway. i gonna check on quantum mechanics. find out more. lol

bye




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Monday, January 12, 2009
Results
YAY!!!!XDXD


A1!!!!!!


Sunday, January 11, 2009
Malay O level results
OMG. Next Monday the results are released. >< I'm scared. I hope I get a good grade for Malay or else I'll be pissed.

Nothing to talk about. Stress about next week. Sec1 recruitment drive. I'm in charge so must make sure evrything goes well. Shouldbe ok.I'm only worried about the crowd control.


Monday, January 5, 2009
School life
Yawnzzzz. I feel sooo sleepy today. Most probably because of the weather. School just started and the stress comes instantly and naturally to me. Got many things to do and worry about and this year i'm sec 4 so I have to show good example to my juniors. I heard from my teachers this year will end fast. So far 2 or 3 said that and I guess its true. My school term this year ends in october. O levels is in November.

My main focus this year is O levels so I will STUDY all the way. And yes. Last weekend I only touched the comp on Friday night. and I didnt touch it on Saturday and Sunday OK? haha. I planned a daily study schedule and YES I stuck to it. And I believe if i continue doing so. Hopefully with the help of God and my teachers my O levels will be safe. I wanna go to RJC. If not then NJC or Hwa chong JC or ACJC. I think everyone should start studying now. 1stly it helps you refresh ur memory so that u can catch up in class faster. also u can treat it as o level revision. i'm sooo glad the week after o levels is hari raya haji. YAYYY. right after the big exam can celebrate with family. how wonderful. I can't wait for this year's Hari Raya Haji. I think it will be the happiest day of my life. LOL.

Ok now I have to do my English speech. I'm printing it out. Then in class when my turn I just read what i typed. LOL. I'm like cheating. hahaha.


Friday, January 2, 2009
Welcome back to reality people
1stly I'd like to say Happy New Year !!!NOT!!! .. people are getting retrenched and the economy is going down the drain.haizzzzzzzzzzz. sianz. what a retarded year ahead of us. and i'm sitting for o levels this year. and i don't look forward to it now.

Yes. today was the 1st day of school I came early and everything looks relaxed. My new form teacher is a senior maths teacher Mrs Tan Eng Hong. I kinda like her as a teacher and I look forward to her teaching maths. She started off with what is happening to the world today. Economic downturn.

She asked, do you know whats the 5 letter word that describes wat caused the economic screwup??? GREED. It opened my eyes. wide. its like something happens in america and all of us are affected. because of those loans. its like u're dragging ppl into ur problems. wth la. Piss me off - now i can't start 2009 with a peace of mind. Sigh. Its the evil in some humans that caused this. its the evil. its not an accident u noe. Thats why religion is important - cleanses ur heart from the evil. too bad lor. now economic screwup already what to do. wait for Mr Obama fix this. most probably.

I played pub dota with my frens on Garena. We lost both matches-.- sigh. cos i too noob lor lol. nvm. tmr i wake up early start mugging for O levels. xDDDD I wanna do well. I don wanna get badly affected by any economic downturn in the future(or if the recent downturn drags till i'm 25)



Sigh. Many bad things happening to the world. T.T I feel scared. really scared.

1.Economic downturn
2.Mumbai Terrorist attacks
3.Gaza strip vs Israel war
4.Inferno at Thailand night club
5.Melamine poisoning - a bit lame
6.Singapore Flyer screwup - lame
7.Random natural disasters in different countries

The end is near. Don't say GG yet. Just do as many good things as you can. Be polite. Don say vulgarities anymore. Pray hard. Work hard.

Remember "The world ends with you" - You are a part of the world and your bad actions affect the world in a way (directly or indirectly) negatively.

When looked at a different angle "The world begins with you" - So, every small good or kind thing you do affects others and the world positively no matter how small the effect is.

Lets repent from our bad habits and change the world today.

Reduce.Reuse.Recycle.
Save electricity, water and natural resources.
Don't be greedy and borrow money from the bank randomly. Make sure u can pay them asap.lol
Don't follow your friends "coolness". Follow your heart.
Lastly, use ur brain to think of the consequences of your actions. Everyone has a heart. Dont only use ur brain. Ur heart tells you right from wrong.


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Muhammad. ∫aifullah Bin Jumari
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Physics&Maths NUS student ' 2014&2015
Pursuit for Master in Physics 2016-20?

NIE student
SJI physics teacher/Old SJI boy
(marriage somewhere between)
SJI HOD science????
Get PhD in Physics

Learn String theory(further studies)
Go for Pilgrimage
Live a long old enriching life

Die a good death

See God
See hell
Go to heaven
Thats my life plan.
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